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Gwyneth Paltrow Goop presented its last gift guide for Valentinefestivity.

The long -awaited annual gift guide organized by Paltrow's Welfare brand is known for gathering a list of some of the things we want on Valentine's Day, as well as many things that we did not know we needed, or that we didn't even knowthat existed.

The 2022 guide is no different, with this year's version divided into four sections: The F ** K you edit, The F ** K off edit, The F ** K Me edit and The F ** K it edit.

As expected, each section is dedicated to the various ways of celebrating Valentine's Day, F ** K you edit includes gifts for “lovers and friends” or for oneself, since the guide includes options such as a block ofBlack oak carved heart -shaped of US $ 200 and a white sturgeon caviar gift game of US $ 185.

And, because the GOOP guide would not live up to its reputation if it did not include several vibrators, the section also includes 16 different vibrators of different prices.

According to Goop, F ** K Me edit, as one can imagine, is aimed at those looking for gift ideas for them or their romantic partners on this vacation, the section is described as "the things that always give in the nail."

For Goop, the relevant gifts include an lubricant based on caramel and US marine salt of US $ 55 and a pair of 14 carat gold -plated dolls, available for US $ 250.

While it may not be specifically relevant to sexual pleasure, the section also includes several jewelry items, including a US $ 158 gold chain necklace, with the description "Why not?"

Even if you decide that you are the only gift you need to give this Valentine's Day, Goop throws your hand, since the guide includes a velvet bond of US $ 90 for when "you are the gift."As expected, the edition also includes a series of sex toys options, including many more vibrators, with a total number of 24 vibrators.

The F ** K it edit of the guide, according to Goop, includes a selected list of gifts that are appropriate "if you seek to make a great romantic gesture."According to Goop, this refers to the most expensive items on the list, such as the aforementioned ruby earrings, as well as a US $ 14,500 Hermes Kelly bag, a collar with a heart hung of US $ 18,400 and a diamond link bracelet of diamonds of diamonds of diamondsUS $ 16,750.

If you wrap in jewels, you do not feel romantic enough, Goop also suggests a pink quartz ladies dashboard that costs US $ 1,895, or one of its iconic candle of US $ 75 with the aroma "This Smells Like My Prenup".

The final edition of the Valentine's Day Guide this year, F ** K off edit, is dedicated to the “Valentine's Anti-Day” people, according to Goop.This translates into gifts such as a expensive set of clothes to be comfortable at home, a Sherpa poncho of US $ 725, a game of five "pre -prolonged cones" of ebony leaves or a "house shelter" of US $ 295, describedas a "portable marshmallow."

The selection also includes the infamous vaginal eggs of Goop, made of jade or pink quartz, and a vibrator.